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Token Ukrainian Friend 

A way of "supporting the current thing" by having that dude from Ukraine around during early days of WWIII
Austin: I had my Token Ukrainian Friend before it was mainstream
a friend, at its most basic level, can be defined as someone who is not family that, if you died tomorrow, would come to your funeral.
Guy A: Ugrhhh *dies*

(a week later)

Guy B: Im going to Guy A's Funeral, he was my Friend!
Friend by lordwortleyofwortley January 27, 2010

Best Friend 

Someone who is always there for you no matter what. A best friend is a person you can tell everything and they wont judge. You know someones your best friend when you find your self wanting to tell them about your day, just so you can here about theirs. Best friends are the people who would stickup for you no matter what, they are someone who is named haley ann, for example.
Haley told me her biggest secret but because she is my Best Friend i didn't judge her.
Best Friend by AlexCreatesChaos October 13, 2008

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate
I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

My best friend 

He is my best friend and will be forever. He makes me feel happy, special and so much more. I don’t want to life with out him anymore and when he’s not here anymore or not my best friend there is no reason left for me to life. He is literally my world and I love him so much more than anything else I can’t describe how much I love him. I was in a very dark hole and he saved me. When I lose him I will lose my world and my self
Moritz ich hab dich so unnormal lieb und du bist my best friend
My best friend by Moli2019 November 3, 2020
Someone who will always be there for you... when they need money
friend: hey friend!!
you: hey, i would have never expected you to talk to me. whats up?
friend: oh, can i borrow some money?
you: ...
friend by Faux-vie January 5, 2009