Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy

It's just the fucking cult thing again. Jesus Christ!

Hym "Exodus90 2: Peterson Academy academy is out. They clearly didn't get enough people to sign up for the jungle compound. I'm not doing. My life will consist of 1 thing and 1 thing only: reducing infinity to zero. But beyond that it's literally just selling people into slavery. He wants to be a modern slave owner. So you sign up, take his bullshit University of Phoenix level course, AND THEN... He (LIKELY) sells you to a company that (Likely) has some sort of hiring contract. He just shifted the slavery up one level of abstraction further. 'See, we go back to selling them to eachother but THIS TIME... This time I'll get the slaves to pay me to sell them to their masters."

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023

Your social security number is 2

An unique insult to someone who is supposedly very very VERY old due to their interests.

Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.

by evrstz September 29, 2023

Good 2 Grow Moana

a fruit punch liquid that is made in good 2 grow

good 2 grow moana

by 23344445r455 September 30, 2023

Royal 2

''MATCHEW'', Canadian Rizzler, 6'1 with 3 wives and 6 kids. 27 y/o dominant gym bro. Pro Halo Player for Faze, shoots straight and got a 15/10 jiggle peak. Very polite (PLEASE), loves trains, got beautiful teef. Owns 6 mansions and 9 supercars.

Royal 2 just slammed everyone on OPTIC.

by emisguilty October 1, 2023

1=q]a'z/x.s;w[2-30eodkcmvnfjri9458tughby67

You are so bored and typed everything else into urban dictionary to the point you looked up this. congrats.

I sure do love typing 1=qa'z/x.s;w2-30eodkcmvnfjri9458tughby67

by Your pseudonym but I need it October 2, 2023

DOTA 2

Hardcore and adult version of League of Legends.

LOL player who is max 13yo: I need my Yasuo HASAGI to get pentakill. I am a fucking legend and high elo player of EU West. So who is Yasuo on DOTA 2?
Experienced Dota player: Lock Invoker.
LOL player who is max 13 yo: Wuut?? what the hell is that?

while in game...
LOL player who is max 13yo: ohhh someone froze the screen am I DDOSed?

and i can't play that asshole Vladimir. How many skills does he have faggot? I need to log off fuck you all!
A few moments later...
Wait the game started again!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE NEXUS wait I LOST MY WHOLE MONEY I AM GOING TO PUNCH MY SCREEN CYKA BLYAT

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

2 of February

The most amazing day in the world, it's the lasagna day! And Andrea's birthday :)

-Hey do you know what day is today?
-Ofc! It's 2 of February and the lasagna day, it's the the B-day of Andrea too :D

by Arsson November 22, 2021