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An angel that will stay by your side, regardless of how bad things get. Almost always a girl, a Naomi is quite weird, liking obscure music bands and random Disney memes, then again, that just adds to her cuteness. Also, she is usually a fairly shy girl, and often won't approach people out of fear for rejection, however, Naomi's are extremely fun to hang out with, usually the one telling the best jokes and laughing the loudest. And whilst she won't take the wildest dares, Naomi's do their best to help their friends, and is quite fierce to the people that hurt them. Most of all though, a Naomi has a the heart of an angel, and will do their best to help you, even if you can't return the favour.
Dude 1: Man, there was this girl that I wanted to ask out, but she seemed so shy that I went for Sarah instead.

Dude 2:Wth man, that was a Naomi "facepalm"
Naomi by Lunox77 December 10, 2012
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ba-weep-gra-na-weep-ninny-bong 

The universal greeting, as stated in Transformers the Movie.
"Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hand. BAH WEEP GRA NA WEEP NINNY BONG!"

Naoya Sakamoto 

• Name: 坂本直弥
• Name (romaji): Sakamoto Naoya

• Profession: Actor and singer

• Birthdate: 1983-Dec-10

• Birthplace: Fukuoka prefecture

• Height: 171cm

• Weight: 50kg

Blood type: O

• Family: Younger twin brother (Sakamoto Kazuya)

• Band: ON/OFF (Debuted in 2007)

Naoya is more talkative than his brother and gives some of the sexiest expressions. He is as silly and funny as his brother but unlike his brother is not cryptive in blog entries and not very detailed about what he is talking about. By fans often called "Naoya" or "Nao" for short. He is seen as more masculine than his brother and like his brother notes he is the older one when introducing himself. Also, Naoya cannot seem to sleep without pajamas to the point of that he will sleep with them under clothes if he must. Overall, he is a Japanese heartthrob, how can you not *glomp that?

*For those who don't know what glomp is, it is a pounce-like hug normally done when one is excited which may cause the one being hugged to fall taking the bugger with them.
Naoya Sakamoto, the twin who may attack you easliy in a broom closet.

Senario1:
Naoya Sakamoto: *making brother laugh*

Girl: Awww...such brotherly love. <3

Senario2:
Naoya Sakamoto: *runs out of bathroom when bathing covered in suds* Kazuya take my picture.

Kazuya: O.O ... *takes picture*

Naoya Sakamoto: My eyes hurt...

Fan reading about it in blog entry: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoya Sakamoto by Himi~chan February 16, 2010

Nazi Tourettes 

A condition in which one makes compulsive and often illegitimate comparisons between political figures or practices of Nazi Germany and current politics.

Coined by Lewis Black on his segment, "Back in Black" in reference to Glenn Beck who frequently compares Obama Administration policies and democratic politicians to policies and figures in Nazi Germany.

See also: Nazi Theory of the Internet
"I can't talk politics with Nancy because she has Nazi Tourettes; no matter what we talk about she always refers to Hitler or Eichmann."

"My post on YouTube was completely overrun by trolls with Nazi Tourettes."

"Those tea partiers and their Nazi Tourettes; look at all those signs with Obama sporting a Hitler stache."

Nappy Roots

"One of em's fat and loud, second one's black and proud, the third one's drunk and wild, the fourth one's slim and sly, one of em's just shy, last one's young and wise, home grown, battle tested, you gonna love these guys" -(from their song "nappy roots day").

"Nappy Roots" is a rap group consisting of 6 guys that met as students at Western Kentucky University, 2 of them are from Oakland and the other 4 were born and raised in Kentucky. Their country pride is evident in just about all of their songs. Nappy Roots is most well known for their hits: "aw naw" and "po folks".
Hank: Say Gus...who is the dopest rappers in Kentucky?
Gus: Well I reckon that'd be "Nappy Roots"
Nappy Roots by I'm Wilford July 8, 2010

Nature's Ambien 

Every man's natural sleep aid. Masterbation. Likely originally used by the character Andy on Weeds.
It was taking me forever to fall asleep last night but after a little of nature's ambien I was out in five minutes.
Nature's Ambien by nikko23_99 August 18, 2011