Heart Eyes

hentai

Person 1:Have you seen that girl in hentai with those heart eyes?
Person 2: epic

by Mitlander February 15, 2020

Marriage eyes

Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse

Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”

by Marriage Eyes February 17, 2020

Brown eye

Ones hole in the posterior section of the gluteus Maximus

0-line when we are running a pass play to make the pocket get your BROWN EYE to the quarterback ~ Coach Dean

by The_Brown_Eye_Collector73 March 9, 2020

Eye sex

When a person with a hollow eye gets a dick in their hollow eye.

Person 1: I just had eye sex
Person 2: Ewww wtf

by Disturbed milf April 28, 2020

eye crusties

those things that get in your eyes after you sleep and they are hard and yellow

“Man i just woke up with eye crusties in my eye!”

by ouch door handle April 28, 2020

Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

Wendy Wonky-Eye

That ex who always seemed to be looking straight at you, but at the same time always to the side

"Hide your kids, Wendy Wonky-Eye is on the prowl again"

by MyLotInLifeIsToFuckMyLlama May 18, 2020