Skip to main content

weed eyes 

when its really good weed and your eyes get small and red
tina: yo, i smoked some good weed and now my eyes are red......... i got weed eyes. if i don't get some visine soon, my mother is going to kill me.

jen: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah...................what? (DUH)
weed eyes by shystagirl April 16, 2010
Related Words

The One Eyed Pirate

When ur about to jizz, back up n splooge in a chicks eye. As she gets up, kick her in the shin so she hops around like a One Eyed Pirate!!!
I pulled the one eyed pirate on Kelly the other night!
The One Eyed Pirate by LTrain23 September 5, 2008

Eyewigging 

Eavesdropping, as practised by those who can lip read.
Oi Nikki, d'ya know that that deaf bird has been eyewigging all your jibber jabbin' for the last half hour?
Eyewigging by Vibracobra23 May 6, 2011

eyes on glass 

It is when a particular software application or a hardware system requires continuous monitoring. Technicians take breaks and closely monitor traffic, tickets from field and possibly complicated consoles full of graphs and charts. Mostly done on a mission critical application or when a major event is happening on a otherwise unimportant application.

Also look at no eyes on glass for stopping monitoring of a critical application.
Microsoft put eyes on glass during the launch of Cortana.
eyes on glass by PoorBaby October 14, 2015

eyeless jack 

hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)
eyeless jack by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 7, 2022

Akrami-eyed 

An inability to invert characters to form words. Common in blonde nurses.
"ONO78? I don't get it," said the Akrami-eyed, blonde nurse.
Akrami-eyed by Newp September 18, 2003