Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

by Devo09 July 12, 2024

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Fried Fish Exotics

A fake drug marketplace that claims to be based out of San Diego. They have a feed on telegram and insta and talk a good game but they do not deliver and use a fake shipping company and bogus tracking info.

Fried fish exotics fucked me out of 1200 for a pound of blueberry kush. Fuck these scammers

by Drpoonrx August 7, 2022

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Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

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Travel-Fished

(verb): when you lead someone to believe that you thoroughly enjoy traveling in order to develop a romantic relationship

I travel-fished my wife by taking her on a trip to Colorado in the first few months of meeting her but now only leave the house for work, gym or church.

by jleeactive April 2, 2024

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coy fish

When someone you are hooking up with or dating becomes obsessive and turns into a stalker. Someone is a coy fish when they won't leave you alone, repeatedly.

"I just got coy fished..." or "She is such a coy fish, she won't leave me alone."

by beamerbeamer April 27, 2015

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