Scooby Don't

The act of spreading peanut butter over your genitalia in order to entice your dog to lick it off.

"Timmy I can see peanut butter all over your underwear! Don't tell me you've been doing Scooby Don't with Buster again."

"I've never heard anyone say Scooby Don't is legal... but I've never heard anyone say that it's illegal either."

"I swear I didn't mean for Spike to lick my nuts! It was an accidental case of Scooby Don't!

Scooby Don't by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 31, 2017

life ain't fair 

A phrase which seems to be able to justify any means people may use to fuck you over.

"What the fuck! You fucked my girlfriend, killed my dog, stole my life's savings and burned down my house! I thought you were my friend!"

"Hey, life ain't fair, man."

life ain't fair by FinnishPunk May 23, 2004

don't make me take off my belt 

1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.

2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones

Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!

don't make me take off my belt by mister boondock February 18, 2006

i ain't wearin' one 

This is what crime-momkeys tell their sugar mamas about wearing condoms. They can't just screw the white girls, they "has to get them pregnant", too.

"Please put this on, Tyrone. I don't want my parents pushing a cocoa puff in a stroller." "What? I ain't wearin' one!"

i ain't wearin' one by running out of patience May 6, 2008

where the sun don't shine 

The human anus.

I kicked him where the sun don't shine.

where the sun don't shine by matt February 15, 2004

Idn't 

Texan or Southern slang for "isn't it".

Bob: Kinda windy, idn't?
Earl: Yup. Perty windy.

Idn't by Max... SleepyMax March 14, 2008

Asian don't raisin 

Used to describe the youthful appearance of older asians. Often paired with black don't crack, it can also be used in place of a long-winded explaination of why the person in question was thought to be younger than they actually were.

Yo, i heard your girl is like 45 years old! Sup wit dat?!

Yup. But man, you know. Asian don't raisin.

True true. I thought she was like 20. Damn.

Asian don't raisin by FredZep April 26, 2019