milk your popsicle

To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".

In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.

Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?

She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.

by SMcCrab November 5, 2010

Your mom's pie

An insult of such incredible, nonsensical idiocy that it's normally used as a barb for the beginning of a larger, meaner insult. It normally leads to Your mom's face, then Your mom, and so on and so forth.

"Hey, your mom's pie, wooooo!"

by Colton-Fro-Johnny July 30, 2008

off your bean

This is when a person, is mentally unstable and/or under influence of alcohol. Can sometimes be related to embarressing and cringey parents.

Why you wearing cycling shorts mum, you're off your bean.

by ilikepoo June 14, 2012

brown your pants

when you shit your pants and theres nothing you can do about it so you gotta walk around with dump in your pants.

Josh:"man i totally tried to fart in latin class, instead i browned my pants."
Roy:"i thought i smelt something."

by elyk April 6, 2005

run your traps

To look at every avenue of an issue, trying to check every option you have. Seeing what is there.

I need a loan and I am coming to you, I have other options, but thought I would check you as well. "Dude, be sure you run your traps and get back to me."

by Dbuz December 13, 2008

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008

fill your boots

an invitation to eat as much of whatever is offered as you want and take some home with you. the phrase may come from a time when inviting travelers into your home to share a meal was more common. it was considered polite to eat your fill but not to also fill your bag with food for later. the invitation to "fill your boots" would be permission from the host to do so.

host: there is more here than we can all eat now, feel free to fill your boots.
guest: thanks mister, that's generous of you.

by no one of importance June 22, 2012