poop

If you’re nine years old or younger, this simple word is comedy gold in your eyes.

Poopy poopy! *insert hysterical laughter*

by TheCrapInTheHat May 17, 2021

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

poop scotch

Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.

I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.

I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.

Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.

Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.

What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.

by anonymous May 5, 2017

poop

the stuff that comes out of your butt

poop is coming out of my butt

by mimi loranger May 11, 2020

Meta Poop

Deification that occurs after drinking Metamucil. This usually involves only a few large logs Of poop and only requires a single wipe of the anus.

Took a sip of my coffee and took a huge Meta Poop.

by Clars800 September 12, 2020

Poop a Loop

A circular or lollipop-shaped path that a dog owner creates/packs down for their small dog to walk in the deep snow and go to the bathroom.

The snow was so deep, I had to make a poop a loop for my little dog this morning.

by Tashispice June 6, 2016

flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018