Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt
You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*
you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat
You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store
by Ebolafingertoes November 2, 2019
Get the Cat mug.Black cats or "Cats in black" are a harmless skid "hacker" group. They couldn't own a box if they bought
it with their own money.
it with their own money.
by Danny Despacito February 13, 2022
Get the Cats in black mug.by mangakanga June 22, 2009
Get the Cat Frig mug.a typically small feline multi-cellular organism that was once deified by a multitude of civilizations such as Egypt, but which has since been domesticated and is a staple of many households. This creature is also known to be one of the smartest creatures that's been domesticated by man but beware, having a lot(more than 4) of these creatures is detrimental to any person's reputation.
by Mikhol January 28, 2022
Get the cat mug.A very cool game that cookie monster
by Cats game cookie January 3, 2023
Get the cookie cats mug.by my drive April 6, 2022
Get the cat mug.