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Class incest

When you date someone who’s in the same class as you. This type of relationship usually never lasts, and it becomes so awkward after y’all break up.

(Inspired by teachers who say the class is your second family)
“Dude I started dating Darcy from math class

“Bro why would you commit class incest? Imagine how awkward it’ll be after y’all break up and now you’re doing all your projects together because of some silly honeymoon phase
“Shit dawg you’re right”
by lulouise August 13, 2024
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Wealth & Income Financial Engineer

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024
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Two Incher

The phrase “Two Incher” is a slang term used by teenagers to mock their male friend’s genitalia size to be two inches. This would be a juxtaposition of the actual meaning for the term “Two Incher” as their genitalia would be always be over 6 inches; meaning the person insulting is saying the opposite of what they think the true meaning is.
Them: “Haha, you have a Two Incher
Me: “Thanks for the compliment
Them: “confused
by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 11, 2023
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1 inch

you have the smallest cock in the fucking world that prob smells like the cheese that has been siitting in the back of the fridge for 2 months the name they would usually have is archie bobbie and harry
girl 1: omg have you seen harrys dick pics girl 2: yea its like 1 inch hahaha
by GYATdestroyer September 17, 2023
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Shrimpass Incident

Or more informatively: Uncle Edwards Shrimp in ass Incident

It’s where Uncle Edward (the femo herself) finally gets a bitch but his dick is too small to fit inside either her vaginal or anal so Tyrone came in with his big african drumstick to fuck edwards bitch and has Uncle Edward to watch like a cuckold.

Moral of the Incident: Uncle Edward gets no bitches

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Braden was in the Shrimpass Incident
by Fishnuggets66 September 29, 2023
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involuntary incel

Someone who cannot find women, men, animals, and or LGBTQ2+ sexual partners. This is due to certain features of the incel. Some examples are micropenis, obesity, attractiveness, potential autism and also straight up hatred towards some gender identities and sexual orientations.
Do you see those two involuntary incels Jeff and Adam sitting in this strip club. These women wont even touch them and thats their job.
by Homeless69 October 23, 2023
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1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America
Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it
by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023
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