Acne Ass

A a butt/ass that has pimples, zits, etc.

Man, no guys will fuck me because of my acne ass!

by PokeManNaillik January 19, 2016

mattress ass

The flattened, unappealling shapeless, but sometimes square rear end of a man or woman. Lacking butt cheeks.

Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.

While Peggy has definitely got it going on back there, poor Hank is sporting a mattress ass.

by Kel-Kan March 15, 2016

glitter ass

When a man or woman rubs his or her butt in glitter before sex.

Tom had his glitter ass ready for me last night.

by LeBaron Jame April 8, 2016

Western ass

To have an ass that is big enough to fill a saddle

Damn Jake look shes got a big western ass

by Seamn November 18, 2018

Ass tar

The sticky, unyielding, slow moving, and clingy eradication of Thanksgiving dinner, usually encountered the following day.

Man I ate so much turkey, stuffing, and gravy that I had some nasty ass tar the next day.

by scythe74 November 23, 2018

shit ass

jeffys disabled pet dog

Mario: jeffy we got you a dog.
jeffy: yay im a name him shit ass
Mario: YOU CANT NAME HIM SHIT ASS.

by thisSITEisRACIST November 29, 2018

Ass Salad

When something is so bad that it isn't just ass, it is also salad.

Yea I failed that test, today has been ass salad.

by bigteetsmcgee July 22, 2017