grandpa hands

Poor ability to use your hands in a precise and coordinated way.

Lincoln pressed the jump button when he meant to press dodge, costing his team the win.
He's been doin it all game.
Freddy has a case of the grandpa hands.

James kept dropping the wrench, even tho he didn't have to hold it weird, and the job was really straightforward.
James has grandpa hands.

by jaebbles May 2, 2023

Edward Social Media Hands

Tablet in one hand surfing Facebook while having your phone in the other on Instagram.

Look at Johnny Depp in the grips of a social media addiction, He is now to be called Edward Social Media Hands

by KevinHughes21 August 9, 2017

Bunny Hand

When one's hand loses the ring and middle finger making their hand resemble a bunnies face.

Have you heard about Dylan's recent accident in the fillet factory I think he's got a Bunny Hand

by five finger jimmy July 9, 2019

Hand sesh

Hand job

You up for a hand sesh?

by Pika pika March 1, 2019

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

spinnin hands

To brawl, throw haymakers, swing violently,

Nigga fight game strong, he straight spinnin hands 💯💯💯

by Looongdickstyle69 March 1, 2017