Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob 

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.

"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"

Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

hands 

When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.

Jonathon: Shit, I don't know what to write in this example box!
Bumm: Hands, no brakes! *slap*

hands by Jonathon, Bumm, Jope, Ryan, and Tyger September 3, 2007

african handball 

The sport otherwise known as Basketball, Blacksketball, Niggerball, etc.

Yo, we gon' play some african handball. You down?

african handball by Schwarzkrieg April 2, 2005

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

An indie band from Philadelphia and Brooklyn who achieved their fame through the internet rather than through record labels. Their self-titled album has received much critical acclaim, including a score of 90 from Pitchfork Media. With all the attention they have turned down many record deals, though signing to an independent label in the UK. No one can doubt the chemistry the band has from their clangy guitars to thumping drums, but lead vocalist Alec Ounsworth's singing style often either makes you love or hate the band. While many think his singing style is original and goes with the fun loving style of the band(including myself), many hear it as a crackity turn off.

Guy: You ever heard of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah?

Other guy: You crazy hipsters and your "indie music".

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah by ElChap September 19, 2006

handsome 

someone or something that is pleasing to they eye, orderly, symmetrical, whose appearance is an outward projection of its intrinsic usefulness. gazing upon it instantly makes you feel calm and secure. usually applies to men and well-groomed horses. can also apply to strong silent women sans makeup who wear Yohji, also well crafted objects with moving parts like a carriage or a clock.

Newton's universe, actor Martin Donovan, a Phillipe Patek watch, polo horses, did I mention actor Martin Donovan? these things are handsome.

handsome by Crinklydink October 20, 2010

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch 

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).

That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch by Nobody April 13, 2005

Ecuadorian Handshake 

Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.

Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW

Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!

Ecuadorian Handshake by Jordandijinz0rz November 5, 2009