Abel Tesfaye

AKA The Weeknd. He is the sexiest man on Earth and a HUGEEE legend. He has the best sex skills and you can literally have sex with his songs playing. When Abel starts signing, your pussy is wetter than the ocean.

Friend: Did you have sex with Abel Tesfaye?
Kyra: Yes, we are now married with 10 children.

by badpuppysitdownmydog February 1, 2025

Jamaican testicle tag

The Goofy ass game the gym teacher has you to play instead od basketball.

PE sucked! We played Jamaican testicle tag for 3 hours.

by utopenec February 6, 2025

stoplight test

The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.

A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?

B: Means you're a perv

C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?

C: Are you into BDSM?

by Donoav February 7, 2025

Heart Testament

Es un cantante mexicano, de género metal y rap, que incursionó su carrera a inicios del 2021 y luego de un largo descanso retomó su carrera en el año 2026, incorporándose también al género de reggaeton

Pers 1: Viste que Heart Testament volvió luego de 5 años?

Pers 2: enserio?, creí que se había retirado

Pers 1: Bueno, ¡está de vuelta!

by Anonimatio January 18, 2026

DL Test

When you have a man send the size of his member to qualify whether or not you’d like to date them.

Any guy trying to get with me from now on has got to pass a dl test

by Beesinful January 22, 2026

Nuclear "Test"

Odd.

US "We detected that China conducted a nuclear "test" without telling anyone."

China "What? What the fuck are you talking about? We didn't launch a..." 😦

Hym Iam 🙂

US 😨

Hym Iam "What's up guys? What're we talking about?"

China 😦

Hym Iam "Hmm? What's wrong? Did something happ- IS IT ALIENS!? ARE THERE ALIENS COMING!?"

by Hym Iam February 7, 2026

Poopoo test

loves sum poo poo tests from the hit show rocket monkeys

Is it the make the best waffles test? Poopoo test💩? is it the one who can grow the most teeth test?? Poopoo test💩?

by LABUBUDUBAICHOCOLATEMATCHADRIN February 18, 2026