Kalahari Hand-trap

Having sex doggy style, reach your whole hand into her anus and grab your penis through the wall of the vagina and anus increasing internal friction.

Kyle was sure not to pull out while he had an arm in the Kalahari Hand-trap.

by Schmele May 21, 2023

minori hanasato

the best idol from more more jump from the hit game project sekai

she is so awesome and real and the lesbian ever

also she owns a pharmacy on google maps (real) and will give you free crystals and 4 stars if you try her opium :D

“Minori Hanasato is going to get married to Haruka Kiritani today or I will shoot myself”

by 32987492375890370 June 22, 2023

Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

Turn One Out By Hand

verb \ˈtərn\ˈwən\ˈaüt\ˈbī\ˈhand\

a euphemism for masturbation.

Billy: "Where the hell are you going, Josh? You're gonna miss the best part!"
Josh: "Oh...I, uh...I just gotta take piss..."
Billy: "uh huh...well, you just go ahead and turn one out by hand, but I'm not-
Josh: "Fuck you, dude! I told you, I gotta take a piss!"

Billy: "Whatever, but I'm not rewinding it until I'm done. I wanna finish this thing before my parents get home."

by Jambo_11 May 9, 2013

Chicken in your hand

The act of masturbating.

(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"

by MassBoss July 30, 2013

tourette's hand

A disorder which causes sudden and uncontrollable hand tics and movements

Jeffrey has Tourette's hand

by Urban dictionary theater July 25, 2014

Sam's hand

Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.

"Damn this is such a sam's hand"
"I won! I guess it's all up to your Sam's hand though"

by Good @ cards May 30, 2015