three strike rule

When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023

Bart switch rule

Every stop on the Berkeley train station you have to stand and give your spot to a stranger

Jhon: I’ve been standing for a long time we have to do the Bart switch rule
James: of course

by Thebartdaylyer May 4, 2023

The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.

"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."

by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023

three second rule

The rule goes as follows...
"If a food item falls to the ground and you pick it up in less than 3 seconds, you can pick it up"

*Friend drops an entire pizza upside down*
"three second rule"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

Sole Speaking Officer Rule

Sole Speaking Officer Rules are common sense policing reforms that require that only one police officer present at an encounter with a suspect be allowed to give orders to that suspect. This is particularly important to limit the escalation of tense police encounters where a suspect struggles with trying to comply with contradictory commands shouted at him by multiple officers. If you watch recorded encounters between debilitated and scared suspects and law enforcement, a trend you will often see is one where several officers respond, each shouting orders at the suspect, (often when pointing firearms at them) that conflict with each other. Sole Speaking Officer Rules seek to reduce injury and death by requiring that law enforcement conduct themselves in a more professional manner that does not frustrate and confuse suspects that are willing to comply.

We need Sole Speaking Officer Rules adopted by more police departments.

by Sole Speaking Officer October 31, 2023

The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy

“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”

by ClassyKit November 12, 2023

Three Giggle Rule

3 giggles make em jiggle

A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her

“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
“Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”

by Lawenforcement November 23, 2023