Jimmy Big Penis

The man with the largest donger known to man

Wow did u hear about Jimmy Big Penis's size? Its over 9000 meters!

Jimmy Big Penis by Appleeater770 July 14, 2016

Pointy rocket penis 

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.

He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

Pointy rocket penis by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017

your genus likes penis 

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.

George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.

your genus likes penis by Dave is cool 222 May 19, 2018

The Big Penis 

It's what you get when you see something really nice.

"Some Famous Female Who Force My Penis To Become The Big Penis."

The Big Penis by G motherfuckin G April 6, 2018

Tiny penis 

What the person reading this sees when they look down

Bro you have such a tiny penis

Tiny penis by Sprig of basil December 1, 2021

K-Penis 

A K-Penis occurs the following day/days after using large amounts of ketamine. The penis grows in length and girth, and erections are both more common and stronger.

"Shit mate, i had 6 wanks one after another before my stiffy went down. Its defo K-penis."

K-Penis by BenDangerwank February 21, 2009

Dwarf Penis 

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

Dwarf Penis by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010