by me lolita September 3, 2025
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The false prophet had nothing to loose; he soothed their worry and empowered their hatred like a true Ante-Christ.
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Jesus' full name is Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.
He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.
You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.
God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.
Don't believe the Devils lies.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.
He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.
You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.
God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.
Don't believe the Devils lies.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 19, 2025
Get the Jesus Christ mug.Jesus Christ is a man with *Infinite Aura* and *Insane knowledge* (literally omniscient) also a *great guy* who would *help anyone* as is *everyones true answer to all their problems* (John 14:6) and a *Leader* often depicted as a *King of Kings* he also *saved the entirety of humanity*
by a.basra386 January 1, 2026
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David - Lead Vocalist/Bad Keyboardist
Danny - Bad Drummer
Bruan - Bad Guitarist
We currently practice a variety of genres including:
ELECTRONIC FOLK NOISE DEATH BLACK HAIR METAL
We hope to record an album later this year using all of these styles for an amazing experimental album!
David - Lead Vocalist/Bad Keyboardist
Danny - Bad Drummer
Bruan - Bad Guitarist
We currently practice a variety of genres including:
ELECTRONIC FOLK NOISE DEATH BLACK HAIR METAL
We hope to record an album later this year using all of these styles for an amazing experimental album!
by TheRapin August 31, 2008
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The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.
The cupping shape you make with your hands to pick up beverages when eating messy finger food - thus leaving the drink container free of grease and muck.
by loza569 January 20, 2009
Get the Hands of Christ mug.The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.
"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"
then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.
then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.
by Assholius Dirtbagidus October 19, 2012
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