smells like my mom

(a sense) when one person, place, or thing smells like ones mother.

Me: That air freshener smells like my mom.

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019

make like a fetus and head out

Make like a fetus and head out is a play on make like a tree and leave, referring to a fetus entering this world head first. It is a pun and means: go away! or leave now!

"make like a fetus and head out" he shouted whilst pointing at the door.

by Sircasm February 14, 2019

Slept like a baby

when you sleep damn well

freddy: i feel so rested bro, i slept like a baby

by stready February 18, 2019

things like facts

Something middle aged women say when they want to be cool and don't know how to properly use the term facts

My grandma heard the term facts and keeps saying things like facts to seem cool.

by Jenwizard the 8th March 5, 2019

Nutty like putty

When your sperm is the consistency of putty

My Jizz was nutty like putty!

by Nuttylikeputty May 28, 2019

more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good

Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"

by von groovy June 8, 2019

Cleo-Like

‘Cleo-Like’is a term to describe someone who lacks any basic common sense and is an all round fucktard.

‘ oh my god your so Cleo-like’
‘Your as basic as cleo’

by Swiffen June 12, 2019