African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

Nine fifty seven

Jack ejaculates on Ben face and he claims it was by accident

Jack nine fifty sevens ben

by Hihfzxd July 7, 2018

You're Seven

The act of defending yourself after losing the gulag and your teammates are roasting you. A way of defense after you fuck up and you know you're wrong.

person 1 : You suck. How do you lose the gulag so many times.

person 2 : You're Seven alright.

by yeeticus maximus 7 April 18, 2020

eleven-t-seven

It's the largest number there is.

Me: how was school today if you what did you learn
Nephew: eleven-t-seven is bigger than a Google

by Nunya Binnes October 19, 2020

The Rule of Seven

The practice of always adding seven years to the age an escort claims to be online.

Haven't you heard of the Rule of Seven? If you want to book a hot session with a. girl in her mid 40s, you need to be searching for late 30s!

by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020

JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

A better Minecraft username

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass

by Sykq April 21, 2021

When You Attempt The Seventh

something that is will always fail in the worst way possible.

"Dude I was home alone I committed When You Attempt The Seventh, it went so wrong."

by Krenatarr April 30, 2021