Stretchy stick

A brutal weapon designed to stretch and tear the anus by violent insertion.

I used my stretchy stick on that bitch boy, he needed to be taught a lesson.

by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

lurk stick

What high school kids use as a code name for a juul it can also be referred to as a lurk

“Yo bro, pass the lurk stick”
“Nah you’ve been fiending all day”

by Dabber01001 November 12, 2018

Tummy Stick

Another name for an erect penis

Do you want to play with my tummy stick?

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Kermit Stick

two Kermit heads on the bottom with a long stick leading up to a giant Kermit head.

when you squeeze the heads at the bottom a needle pops out at the top head which can inject meme juice into someone instantly killing them

todd go shove a Kermit stick down your throat

by RamerRihno27 December 10, 2018

scribbling stick

A colloquial name for a pencil or pen.

Harold: What is that that address again?
Albert: 123 Letsby Avenue
Harold: Hang on, let me grab a scribbling stick so I can write it down...

by Bearcake72 January 4, 2019

F*** stick

Another word for dildo

Hey f*** stick come here

by Tarbasaurisrex January 20, 2019

Malarkey stick

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

by Venomhead January 28, 2019