Definitions by Venomhead

Malarkey stick 

A stick to conduct orchestrated malarkey or point out obvious malarkey.

I enjoy pointing out bitches bull shit with my malarkey stick.

Malarkey stick by Venomhead January 28, 2019

Manbelt 

Being restrained by a man in a moving vehicle instead of a seatbelt.

*I would love Chris Helmsworth as a permanent manbelt in my car.

Manbelt by Venomhead January 20, 2019

Dude duck face

Dude duck face refers to a man taking selfies of himself, trying to make his face look more attractive than it actually is. *Similar to girls making duck faces.

The guy I am starting to date is obviously making dude duck faces in the selfies he is sending me. Not interested in someone like that.

Dude duck face by Venomhead January 3, 2019

Man-napping 

Not to be confused with stealing kids (aka kidnapping) man-napping is a slightly insane single middle aged woman stealing hot sexy men, holding them hostage in their apartment.

*After watching frontier on Netflix, planning on Man-napping Jason Momoa . He will be tied up on my couch.
*After man-napping Chris Helmsworth I now eat manwich off his abs.

Man-napping by Venomhead December 17, 2018