second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.

Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.

by QuacksO December 9, 2023

Security Forces Leadership

The reason ACAB is a thing. Security Forces Leadership is known far and wide in The United States Air Force for being the worst type of people to deal with. Often abusing subordinates and their spouses alike. Always envoke article 31 anytime you speak with them

Person A: "That person stabbed me in the back. "
Person B: " Yeah, that's Security Forces Leadership"

by Disgruntled VCO December 9, 2023

secret animosity

Secret animosity is a term for when someone feels jealousy towards you but pretends to be your friend or that they like you.

Trinity's friends talking-"Yeah, I don't like Trinity because she has everything I want but I'll still be friends with her."

When you interact with someone who holds secret animosity toward you, they will choke on a real compliment.

by yourgirllay December 20, 2023

Secret rating guessing game

This is a social game popularized by TikTok with two versions:

Version 1 (Original):

1. In a small group, one player closes their eyes.
2. Using hand gestures, everyone else settles on a number between 1 to 10, representing the secret rating.
3. The player with their eyes closed opens their eyes and gives each player a category.
4. Players provide an answer from the category that represents the secret rating.
5. The player with their eyes closed tries to guess the secret rating.

Version 2:

1. In a small group or with at least 2 people, one person thinks of a number between 1 to 10.
2. Without saying the number out loud. Everyone else takes turns giving the rating holder a category.
3. The number holder provides an answer that closely matches the secret rating.
4. Players get ready to guess the secret rating based on the answers provided.
5. The winners are those who guess the number correctly.

Version 2 is often more fun as everyone gets involved in guessing the number. Version 1 can be more passive with a less exciting end.

Let’s play the Secret rating guessing game

by pseudonameAlias December 30, 2023

Secular Attack

a term that invented by Turks for describing a situation where someone feels kinda a sudden episode of physical and emotional reactions when he or she see a threat about the separation of belief and state. A secular attack can also happen when a person is exposed to a different belief system than their own, or when they feel threatened by the loss of their identity or influence.

- Hey, Don't eat with left, it is a sin.
- Please stop, I am having a secular attack, right now.

or

After Political figure actions and comments that violated women's rights, the Whole country had a secular attack and response with pictures and videos of Atatürk (Symbol of enlightenment in Türkiye)

by secularattack December 30, 2023

Securitate

Romanian secret police force (1948-1989). History's most brutal secret police. Notorious for their role in the oppressive regime, spying and engaging the people in spying on each other, torture, extrajudicial arrest and imprisonments. Brutally killed Indiscriminately.

* "he's reporting to the Securitate."
* "She tried to defect but the Securitate were waiting at the border."
* "The Securitate gave them 10 hour long x-rays."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.

Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024