red cookie

When your girl is on her period and you wanna eat her out

Damn dude I wanna eat her red cookie.

by Red cookie May 24, 2016

loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!

"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"

by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016

Legendary cookie

When a girl with no but gives you really good pussy

Bill Clinton got a legendary cookie from Monica.

by Dankestmeme1923 October 15, 2016

Oozy cookie

To suck sperm off a cookie

I want your oozy cookie

by Jack zimmermanian October 24, 2016

ninja cookie

When you throw a fart into a persons face.

She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.

by kaylacatcher97 November 17, 2016

animal cookies

Inserting cookies or crackers into your ass and having a dog or any other animal eat them out.

I just had some animal cookies last night now im out of peanut butter.

by longshlongjon November 22, 2016

Freezerburned Cookies

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.

Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.

by Grapefruit December 7, 2016