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bonk bros

the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.
“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”
by paeu January 31, 2020
mugGet the bonk brosmug.

bro beads

Hemp and cowrie shell necklaces, often associated with surfers.
Does that dude know that 2003 is over? Enough with the bro beads...
by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009
mugGet the bro beadsmug.

Bro in the Know

Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.
If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.
by JohnnyApocalypse May 15, 2014
mugGet the Bro in the Knowmug.

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by noobmaster6942023456789 November 18, 2021
mugGet the bromug.

Rain bro

When your bro is such a friend to you he will light you up like a rainbow and then you date him
Chad: wanna be my rain bro. Stewart:yeah bro
by Meepdude December 21, 2021
mugGet the Rain bromug.

Bro Lounging

When two straight dudes are sitting awkwardly close to one another discussing traditionally masculine topics, such as auto mechanics, sandwich construction, sports, power tools, or an occasional record breaking bowel movement.

They may also mention a trip to the local home improvement or sporting good store.
Yesterday I over heard my husband say to his friend, “Dude you should have seen the serpent I laid in the toilet this morning, it was beached on both ends”

And that’s when I knew they were bro lounging.
by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025
mugGet the Bro Loungingmug.

Bro-hension

When an air high-five is not completed, bro-hension ensues.
by DaffyU_U October 3, 2011
mugGet the Bro-hensionmug.

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