I need help

I need help

I need help

by cattahns November 22, 2021

I am cold

I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.

This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold

by Steve_the_magnificent August 18, 2021

but I want the tuna

What to say when you want something you can't have. "The tuna" does not actually have to be tuna it can be whatever you want in that time.

A: I'm not gonna give you any candy corn
B: But I want the tuna!

by MEeeEEEEPpp October 10, 2017

I Control the Fire

Phrases that people write down while heavily intoxicated and then find later only to have a WTF moment...
Also a key phrase for when you have an awesome night.

Yo Darbs I had an 'I Control the Fire' night! it was sick!!!

by moonchild716 April 9, 2011

i have cheese

means to have a wedgie

I wanted to go to Fruit Salad, but I have cheese.

Can someone tell the new girl she has cheese?

by jakiechan79 April 27, 2021

I wanna diee

You dont actually want to be dead, but in the moment you say it you would rather be dead

*in maths class*
Girl: OMG i wanna diee
Girl2: OMG sameeee

by Shithouse February 23, 2019

i was walking with a ghost

I said please, please don't insist. :)

P1: Yo last night I was walking with a ghost-
P2: I said please please don't insist
P1: NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO

by severecoffeeaddict July 16, 2021