Meat Grinder

Jerking off so hard you form a white river

Guy 1: How did this river get here?
Guy 2: There was a meat grinder

by acanthodian June 28, 2022

Meat Mensch

A penis

Throw your meat mensch up on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

Meat Mensch

A penis, dick, or schlong

Slop that meat mensch on the exam table and let the nurse take a look at that thing.

by NunuSnizzer June 30, 2022

Meat Maniac

Someone with a profound thirst for meat. Their desire for meat is matched only by their natural instinct to ride dick, and a Meat Maniac will joyfully indulge in both.

“Have you seen what luke OD sent in the chat last night?”

“Yeah bro, lately it seems like he’s become nothing but a Meat Maniac the way he’s obsessed with our every move”

by Smhbussy July 1, 2022

Dank meat

A term used to describe abnormally good cooked meat products or bbq

That brisket is some dank meat.

by YonosoyDavidWozniak July 4, 2022

Meat sleeps

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep

Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat

by YourdadJason August 17, 2022

Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022