Stopped Her Off

To shove a dildo in any hole of a body until climax.

I just stopped her off, going home now.

by PrincessJigglypuff November 19, 2019

Are you jacking me off?

Saying used when someone says something you don’t believe in. Referencing slang for male masterbation.

Ryan - Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Jake - Are you jacking me off?
Ryan - Bro , there is so much evidence

by jakezeller January 9, 2020

Shit her boobs off

When a woman fuck up so much that it’s literally like she shit her boobs off.

Ginger got arrested, that girl shit her boobs off!

by Dallas stud January 19, 2020

laugh my apples off

a clean alternative to lmao or laugh my ass off

Mom: "lmao" what does that mean
Kid: uhh... nothing mom it just means um... laugh my apples off!

by im in the ghetto ratatatouille February 19, 2020

knob me off

This means to suck a mans penis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if that hot girl over there at the bar will knob me off tonight. Guy 2: Hey bro do you think she will do me too? Guy 1: Go find your own.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

No jerk off January

A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass

Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge

by Smolboi420420 November 2, 2020

drop the kids off at the pool

To expel seminal fluids from ones anus into the toilet.

Jerry had to drop the kids off at the pool after some time with Colin.

by CubbyC December 31, 2020