Magic: the gathering 

A card game produced by Wizards of the Coast for proud nerds to play everywhere. Requires mass amounts of money to win, and sometimes ends up in nerdfights, which are slightly more dangerous than sorrority girl ticklefights. There's nothing wrong with the game if you're into that sort of thing, but most people on UrbanDictionary would gladly kick in the face of anyone seen carrying around a deck.

Nerd 1: Hey, let's go play Magic and pick up some fine ladies!
Nerd 2: Awww riiiight.

Magic: the gathering by DKlown February 16, 2004

The Glass Basement 

A phenomenon similar to The Glass Ceiling in which a woman is given more freedom to act sleazy or raunchy than a man of a similar stature.

I fucked two girls I picked up at the club without using a condom last night, and my open-relationship partner did the same, but our friends only called me a degenerate. Talk about The Glass Basement!

The Glass Basement by Raw Doggins January 28, 2010

unload the groceries 

to throw ya guts up real good

had to unload the groceries after havin a good feed

unload the groceries by CUT THE CHEESE April 3, 2006

The Grammar Nazi

person who has a small penis

haha the grammar nazi has a small penis

The Grammar Nazi by The Grammar Nazi January 14, 2003

the guys

A group of young male college students who are good friends and live together/next door to each other in dorm rooms. Requirements to become a "Guy" include but are not limited to the following: Just be there for the Bud Light, be metro, be creepy, be a lumberjack, be italian, be straight edge, be in the army, be a virgin, play a lot of xbox 360 or just make fun of sXe by putting an 'x' before and after everything you say. Disqualifications from being a "Guy" include but are not limited to the following: being between 6'5" and 6'8", being female, sucking cock at fucking pussy, not liking Labatt Blue or beer in general, not liking sports and finally not loving the movie SUPERBAD. xUPB 4 LIFEx

Hey, when are the guys heading out to that frat party?

the guys by GI Jon April 14, 2008

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven 

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven by babom July 18, 2007

The Great Gatsby 

Possibly the most boring book on planet earth, and yet everyone wants you to read it.

I just got assigned to read "The Great Gatsby" for the fifth time!

The Great Gatsby by neegbag August 16, 2009