one pint of cum

Pouring one pint of cum into your stepsisters mouth and then barfing it back into you ass.

I need my daily one pint of cum Daddy

by DonkeyDonkey-923 February 1, 2022

Sure, one second.

Basicaly means your never getting a turn on my Xbox. :\ Tough luck bud. Okay leave.

Person A: Hey can I get a turn?
Person B: Sure, one second.
-4 hours later-
Person A: Can I get a turn now?
Person B: You JUST asked. Dude chill.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020

one term donny

1) Someone who can’t see a job through to the end, as a result of their mind constantly wandering to the golf course and hamberders ; 2) Someone who suffers from premature ejaculation

The country was saved from a descent into total authoritarianism when the orange shitgibbon exposed his limitations and went full One Term Donny

by Hoodie Guthrie November 23, 2020

Shoot me one

When someone just needs to let you know a goodie

Just fucking shoot me one buddy

by handlesog December 22, 2020

One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.

Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.

by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020

One Eyed Husky

An especially girthy penis.

Can’t wait to slam the one eyed husky to that skank tonight!

by RocketMan66 December 28, 2020

One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 12, 2021