mmmmm

Often used to express pleasure while eating food
Leroy: mmmmm
Barry: Good, huh?
Leroy: mmmmm
Barry: *Receives phone call* Oh my god! I’ll be right there! No! No! No! My wife was just in a car accident she doesn’t have a good chance...
Leroy: mmmmm
Barry: Good, huh?
by blaneficker December 23, 2017
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Common decency

Something your boring roommate says to you when he doesn’t want to hear your bangers at 11:00 am on the day of the only darty that he will ever have the pleasure to enjoy.
“There’s a thing called common decency, and I don’t want to hear your music at 11:00 in the morning because I’m lame. Hee hee.”
by blaneficker March 15, 2025
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One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.
Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!
by blaneficker January 12, 2021
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