Loyalty to loved ones

(because my loyalty to my loved ones,l will lie or kill to protecr either of them.(hypothetically)

loyalty to loved ones

by DRAG=GUN FLYZ March 21, 2022

having a shit one

Having a good day or… a shit one

Hey how’s it going, hope you’re having a shit one- North Borders

by anonymous March 26, 2022

ONE SINGULAR LEAF

He is the embodiment of Nature. The prototype signed to C9. A terminator made to destroy 100T(weets). One vanity may fall, but 1 singular leaf will stand tall.

"With how good that one singular leaf is, even my mom watches VALORANT now too!"

by sheev March 26, 2022

one pint of cum

Pouring one pint of cum into your stepsisters mouth and then barfing it back into you ass.

I need my daily one pint of cum Daddy

by DonkeyDonkey-923 February 1, 2022

one forty itch

the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.

- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

One Eyed Husky

An especially girthy penis.

Can’t wait to slam the one eyed husky to that skank tonight!

by RocketMan66 December 28, 2020

One Wipe Tuesday

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

by blaneficker January 12, 2021