Square

A cigarette

Let me get one them square

by Chowbones January 11, 2017

Shquirt

A playful ejaculation.

He had the most adorable shquirt.

by ShireSpiff January 14, 2017

Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

by [e-mail] February 14, 2017

Square

Someone who hasn't had sex,kissed or been in a relationship

Hey are you square?!

by Jazzyyyy2004 April 7, 2017

Squaire

Having a good time usually after a party

Dude last night was squaire

by Twistienog May 7, 2017

Square

1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

2. A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures.

Eric Lasley is such a fucking square

by Yournom July 14, 2017

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017