Roast annoying friend November

The month of November to roast your annoying friend who is a bitch

“Guess what Friend?”

“What?”

“It’s roast annoying friend November and I think you are quite annoying”

“FUCK”

“It’s the month where I get to roast you all day and all month”

by Hollow Spirit November 15, 2022

Small dose friend (SDF)

Someone you like but can only handle in small doses.

I like her but she's a small dose friend.

Definition: A "Small dose friend (SDF)" is someone you like but only in very small doses of time. Otherwise they are way too much

by Rstamm September 15, 2022

Don't name your friends

A rule that about 40% of the people in this website ignore

Rule: Don't name your friends

Person: how about I do anyway?

by givememyfuckinglasagna April 2, 2022

go search your friends

from hebrew- a clean way to say "fuck off"

he:would you please lend me 500$?
she: no way, go search your friends.

by orly March 14, 2005

My Respectable black friend

Away to say hi to your black friend without saying the N word

Respectable black person: yo jimmy
White guy: hello my respectable black friend

by YX_MATE January 7, 2020

opp ass friend story

a snap story where one can post a former friend that wasn’t actually a friend buh actually was a snitch ass bitch or simply fake.

katie was posted to her former friend’s opp ass friend story because she used her for material things and emotional support and got her drug dealer arrested.

by iloverickandmorty February 23, 2020

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

by ILOVEYOURYAN June 13, 2012