dick infarction 

having a severe blockage in your dick
in medical terminology infarction is a blockage. if an infarction happens in the heart, it leads to a heart attack.

Son: "Mom, can I go get laid tonight?"
Mom: "Are you fucking crazy, no you can't go get laid tonight! It's a school night."
Son: "You are such a dick infarction!"

dick infarction by aHDumb May 22, 2008

dick whippers 

a man who sits on chatroulette or omegle totally naked so when you connect to them, all you see is them jacking off. or they just ask you to show your boobs, and when you say no they disconnect.

"hey, do you wanna go on chatroulette with me?"

"noo..i'm over that. i hate the dick whippers!"

dick whippers by jmoneeeeeeyzz. May 8, 2010

Dick Sucking Face 

The face one makes (usually female, but not always) while applying mascara. The cheek bones are sucked in, the eye balls are popped out, and the mouth is open wide in the shape of an "o" as if about to suck a dick.

Look at that chic putting on make-up, she so has a dick sucking face!

Dick Sucking Face by Tink & Bink September 16, 2012

Dick Dyke 

A chick who fools around with other girls only when guys are watching. Not actually bisexual; certainly not a lesbian. Dumb, but still hot.

She's only making out with that girl to get the guy's attention. She's a "dick dyke."

Dick Dyke by eatmyfalafel December 19, 2008

dick butterflies

When you're so aroused that your dick is too nervous to perform.

Whenever Charlie dances with a tranny at the bar he gets dick butterflies.

dick butterflies by sexycoon September 25, 2014

dick-in-a-box 

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.

My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!

dick-in-a-box by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

dick snot 

BACKGROUND
origin unkown.
used in Sam Kinison act circa 1989.
rare usage.

NOUN
1 another term for male ejaculant.
2 a term reffering to semen. likely coined due to semen's suspended solid apperance. also, likely put into use due to semen's chunky precipitate appearance when ejaculated and due to both human excretions being forced out of holes of the body.

"I made that bitch swallow my salty dick snot when I came!"

dick snot by f9dyn June 9, 2004