Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 8, 2024

Chocolate zamboni

When man fucks a girl up the ass and it gets shit on his cock. And she sucks it off clean, like a skating rink.

My girl gave me a chocolate zamboni last night!

by Chocolate starfish 199 July 9, 2024

chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024

Chocolate smush

a sexual act between 2 people in which the man shits in the other persons mouth and they smush it in their mouth and spits it on his cock

Person 1: hey man did u hear jack and his girl did a chocolate smush?
Person 2: yeah man we should try that tonight

by Izaak_B July 31, 2024

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 19, 2024

Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob

"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"

by TheVen August 21, 2024

chocolate elf

It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.

Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.

by Elf of the chocolate December 8, 2024