Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.

11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.

by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022

Zoom Zoom Zoom

The catchy-est part of a Prota Zoa song, you know the guy from the movie Zenon Girl of the 21st Century...it's a disney channel original.

Zoom Zoom Zoom
you make my heart go boom boom
my supernova girl

by shaday March 25, 2007

Zoombie

The Driving Dead.

Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."

by jle2199 January 20, 2011

Zoomed

Slang for when someone mistreats or disrespects you.

“She told me she only loved me for my money man, she zoomed me.”

by Devvywevvy November 25, 2018

zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.

zoom calls at 3 am are the best!

by jocelyn_radcliffe April 9, 2020

Zoomer Boomer

People born in the late 90s that are on the cusp of being a millennial and a gen z.

I feel too old to be on tik tok because i'm zoomer boomer.

by Spy Puts November 22, 2020

Zoom

Means the same thing as win, sick, etc.

Used only by the awesome people from the Passing Cloud

"You are the zoomest person i know" - Conor
"That is so zoom!!" - Kaylyn

by Passing Cloud May 26, 2010