Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

by Book God April 15, 2015

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The Splash Zone

The area in which one is subject to getting wet from female ejaculation.

Kaner needs to throw on the poncho and ski googles because he is in the splash zone tonight.

by j bone July 14, 2013

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In a non-ordinary state of consciousness, especially one in which one is removed from physical reality; in a trance; out of it; out to lunch; dreaming while awake. Probably derived from 'The Twilight Zone', a TV program dealing with fantasy, science fiction, the occult, etc. Also 'zoned out', 'zoning'.

The driver of the truck that hit me seemed to be completely zoned -- the cops took him away, and left me sitting on the curb.

-- I'm by myself, but I'm not alone / I spend a lot of time in the Twilight Zone. -- (James Taylor)

by anarcissie January 20, 2011

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The Cool Zone

A time in history where it's cool to learn about, but was total shit to live through.

"Have you seen the historical stuff that's been happening in the news recently?"
"Yep, we're definitely living in The Cool Zone, this shit sucks man."

by CYA59 May 29, 2020

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