If you see this guy he is not likely eating a donut. He at least Weighs 239 pounds. He also likes to monitor the mall make sure everything is in shape, no funny business. And he smells like he hasn’t washed in 6 years.
by Bradley Conner November 1, 2020

by Flubger January 17, 2019

by Ohhhhhhh yeahhhh daddy April 18, 2022

Zacke is very known for his very sexy mother and his special ability to ignore someone in 1000years. But the only thing that he can save the world with is his enormous heart and booty
Person 1: I think I saw the biggest booty in town to day....
Person 2: You mean Zacke Wessborg?
Person 1: Yes!!!!!
Person 2: You mean Zacke Wessborg?
Person 1: Yes!!!!!
by Lillaslav April 14, 2020

by Shaio March 19, 2024

A young, adolescent male, that is spoiled by his mother who is compensating the absence of the father, inhibiting the child's temper tantrums & hissy fits. This poor behavior is rewarded quickly & early in development causing further problems in adulthood.
She refused to discipline him because she felt bad about his daddy leaving, making it inevitable that he would sadly grow into a Zack Starritt. & need therapy on down the road.
by Better than your girl September 25, 2022
