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Zachary

My love<3 the most handsome amazing man ever
Damn I’m really in love with Zachary
by Bell.B302 July 10, 2022
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Zachary

That fucking guy zachary such a dick
by IFuckingHateZachary July 12, 2022
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Zachary

He likes sport and doesn’t do any work. And can be a massive dick head.
Zachary doesn’t do maths
by SleepyPanda1551 August 1, 2022
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Zachary

He's the nicest person you will ever meet. He has a horrible sense of fashion, and only wears two colors all the time. But he always cares about how you're doing, and will save your life even if you don't ask him to. He's always there to make you laugh with his sarcastic wry wit.

He's very brutally honest, but never intends to hurt you. You will fall in love with him within the first few weeks of knowing him.
Zachary: "I'm proud of you"
by rando779 August 3, 2022
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Zachary Traw

The sexiest strongest most alpha zyzz cvnt who ever lived
Person1: bro did you see who was at the party yesterday?

Person2: yeah Zachary Traw with his awesome sexy king self
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Zachary kibler

The act of having a foursome and cumming in each other’s mouths while shiting on each other’s chests screaming fuck me daddy.
Hi Nate wanna have a Zachary kibler I’m horny?
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Zachary

Commonly called "Zach", the seemingly safe spelling leads you to believe that he can be trusted with your heart when really he's just lying and faking everything to get into your pants. He will tell you that he cares for you and will make it seem like he loves you but then go and crush your soul the second he moves away to university. He is known to love-bomb (haha "love" yeah right) his victims with gifts and quality time but this should not ever, EVER be mistaken as sincere. His immaturity and lack of self control compels him to ditch you (a fear you expressed to him and he assured you would not happen) and chase after every new set of boobs he sees. Additionally, he will blame everything bad that he does on the fact that he was cheated on and really emphasize that he's apologized only to try and make himself feel better. He is not sorry that he hurt you, he's sorry he looks bad. DO NOT TRUST!!
"oh Zachary was a piece of shit to me too!"
by ihatestrawberries November 7, 2022
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