Wig

Short for Wigger meaning white person acting like a nigger

Hey look at that wig

by Gyp December 8, 2021

wig throw

the action of tossing your non-existent wig at a person who you look up to.

wig throw! she looks sooo good in that outfit.

wig threw! I can't even handle how cool you are.

by antisocialsailor October 12, 2018

maidens wig

Pubes

"Gurl shave your maidens wig!"
Dad

by Rose56966 July 17, 2017

B.A.T. wig

cosmetic-cranial-adaptor-device used to poorly disguise one's self in order to utterly fail at any attempt to extort another individual.

Hey, I heard you wore a B.A.T. wig to drop off some thumb drive.

by us national June 18, 2009

the dirty wig

When someone uses your wig to wipe someone's ass.

Man,I ran out of toilet paper and had to do the dirty wig,again.

by paul blart December 15, 2012

cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.

State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

by smartist June 10, 2008

Wig-Worthy

When someones hair-do is so fabulous it would be a must have item for anyone balding or in lust for a better mane.

Bald Man 1 ~ Have you seen that Garys Bowl Cut?

Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.

Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy

by LongLeg November 26, 2011