clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013

Wig Creep

When someone's wig is moving up their forehead and their natural hairline is poking out.

Pull on the front of that wig, you've got wig creep!

by Thick Roach June 16, 2025

Wig Wag

A Salt Nic Device/Mod

Can I take a hit off your Wig Wag?

by Alexjemal June 4, 2022

Tit Wig

The thick and often times pube-like tufts of hair sprouting on a guy's chest.

Wow Dan, that's some Tit Wig you've got there!

by PazDiego September 7, 2025

Becky Wig Hat

(1) Any hair that is not grown directly from the owner scalp such as a weave extensions clip-ins etc. Worn by a black woman

(2) A blonde colored weave

The average ghetto Hoodrat is always seen with long fingernails and Becky Wig Hat

by EmJayee November 10, 2018

wig wom

Someone who works for a branch of government, but doesn’t actually get deployed and fight for your country.

That guy is such a wig wom sitting on his ass all day trying to recruit.

by Tyson dickle March 11, 2024

Wig flew

A phrase that originated from Danho's homonymous song, used quite often in Stan Twitter. It signifies a state of shock, surprise, or excitement caused by a song, event, video, or image.

Gigi: OMG, did you see that video?
Andrea: Of course, wig flew!

by ViaD'Agem September 7, 2017