Middle Weight Champ

Dude with a large and/or heavy package disproportionate to his body weight. Skinny dude, big dong.

Bruh! Dude is 150 lbs soaking wet but 50 is dong. He's a straight middle weight champ, son!

by Koofeltalypse Pow! May 10, 2017

shake the weight

verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.

Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?

Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.

by InfomercialKing January 25, 2010

weiner tag

A game played in which one person either hits, slaps, pops, or grazes your weiner. Can also be partaken upon by showing your cock and/or balls to the opposing victim.

"Weiner Tag"!

"I just weiner tagged you"!

by ace71730 July 2, 2006

weiner sauce

Semen, jizz, cum, or the stuff that comes out of a penis during the climax of sexual pleasure

I hate it when I get weiner sauce all over my sheets!

by WANGWRANGLA December 7, 2006

weighnt

A sound made when expressing a number of physical motions.

weighnt can be used in place of any adverb.

by Donson May 21, 2008

Soggy Weiner

To Give a man a Blow jay while he is very soft :D

RANDY: yo broseph i just got THE best Soggy Weiner from my GF
IT WAS GREAT

Homo:Doubt it

by HONDO! March 27, 2009

cum weight

The weight that an individual gains after starting a new relationship due to the large(or not) volume of semen that is consumed during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or not depending on individuals and context of conversation.

Non derogatory:
I have put on 6lbs since dating him, its totally cum weight.

Derogatory:
That bitch is so fat, its totally all cum weight.

by NMasters September 25, 2012