light weight girthy

when a man is semi hard;

i'm feeling light weight girthy tonight

by hello gato October 9, 2008

chair weight

A guy named from Toronto who got canned for making LD calls out east and Toronto, and found every avenue to not do his job

"This guy knows how to do nothing effectively" what a chair weight!!

by bannercracker November 22, 2010

Weekend Weight

Those few extra pounds you gain when you're sitting around on weekends being a lazy little shit.

Dan:Hey dude, did you gain some weight?
Dave:Naw man, that's just Weekend Weight. It doesn't count.

by schmeeva May 28, 2013

munchie weight

Severe weight gain as a result of excessive marijuana use.

Wow! Michael sure has gained a lot of munchie weight now that he's a stoner.

by Thecat1098 April 11, 2014

security weight

Someone who puts on weight while in a relationship because they are not single anymore and looking for someone

Jeez, she sure has put on some security weight since you two started dating

by Gustilo April 14, 2014

penis weight

The weight of ur erection

My penis weight was 9 Ibs and 12 oz last night

by Chiller billy April 25, 2015

Shredding Weight

Losing over 8 pounds in two weeks

What are you talking About? You're shredding weight with that 21 day fix.

by Gaza the kazan April 25, 2015