Wearing Glasses

You get get zero hoes and have no bitches

He definitely is wearing glasses

by PeeterJones12 May 10, 2022

National wear black day

There should be an National wear back Day so let it be on December 5th we all wear black

Person: why are you wearing all black?

Other person: because today is National wear black day!

by Tre_jo_ the_creater November 22, 2019

National Wear your Puppie love shirt

December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt

friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them

by yurmumdootcom January 17, 2022

national wear grey panties day

this is 9th of february, where everyone wears grey panties, no matter the gender!

sarah: are u wear grey panties?

justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

justin: what’s that?

sarah: 9th of february, when everyone wears grey panties

by funkypantylol February 09, 2025

National wear grey panties day

9th february is known as the national wear grey panties day! On this day, everyone has to wear grey panties, no matter the gender

sarah: are you wearing grey panties?
justin: no, why would i?

sarah: because it’s national wear grey panties day silly!

by funkypantylol February 09, 2025

Wearing a pink tank top

When you have an extreme tank top farmers tan and then apply sunscreen to the dark areas only before going out for a serious sun burn day. This way your pale, undisturbed, winter white skin will turn pink. Leaving you with a perfect Pink Tank Top.

After a month, Tanner finally took his top off and ended up wearing a pink Tank Top for a few days.

by SimplyTanner July 30, 2022

Whoremal Wear

The type of outfit that a lady of the night or the like would wear to a gala or reception. Although she may find it tasteful, it is exactly the opposite.

Hey Angel (name of said lady), I can see you are in your finest whoremal wear tonight.

by Talley McMasterson September 02, 2017