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The largest company in the world, a valuble serfvice to all comunities. Man feel that it is destroying small businesses, but in reallity it is just following the basic rules of capitolism. the payed 30 billion in local sales taxes last year.
Hey, I found all this stuff on sale at walmart for half of what it would cost if it was "american made",(walmart employs 2 million americans so it dosnt matter where the shit comes from) and i got this nifty sticker! go walmart!!
Walmart by republican88 October 2, 2005
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Walmart Run

A late night run to Wal-Mart where you take Hannah Montana dolls from the toy section into one of the camping tent displays and jerk off in her hair.
After I saw the new Miley Cyrus music video, I had to go for a Walmart Run.
Walmart Run by Calcobrena October 12, 2014

Walmart bathroom party 

When you destroy some twelve year olds dream by choke slamming him into the sink
Yo my mans just Walmart bathroom party that kid
shooting range lol
Walmart is a good shooting range

Walmart Standoff 

When you're at the store and you see one of your teachers or your classmates
Don't talk to Vincent, he's got PTSD from that Walmart Standoff on Saturday.

Walmart Heel fan 

A University of North Carolina fan whom one would expect to root for North Carolina State University based on social class and decorum.
Did you see that Walmart Heel fan drive his John Deere tractor into the bass fishing pond?
Walmart Heel fan by Mike Hogwood December 29, 2007

Walmart Connection

Someone who's running a lousy internet connection.
Dude, your computer is so fucking slow

Well, it's because i have a friggin walmart connection
Walmart Connection by Raymond5495 January 20, 2009