Wallet boner

The awkward result when a man puts a thick wallet in his front pocket. If angled correctly, it looks like some sort of creepy sideways erection.

Ewww, look at David's pants!

Don't worry, that's just a wallet boner.

by ExquisiteCat December 8, 2011

sausage wallet

hoe
one who offers sex for free

that girl is such a sausage wallet, she had sex with every guy at the party last night.

by sweet cheeks80632 July 2, 2008

Bitch Wallet

A person who is a total bitch, but in a deceiving manor. This person my seem nice on the outside, but what lies within is bitchiness to an astronomical degree.

Man, she is such a bitch wallet!

by McNigglet von tit fuck November 19, 2013

Meat wallet

A cozy, womans vagina

Dude her meat wallet was nice!, i hit that last night

by Mtg187 March 28, 2017

Sausage Wallet

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.

I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.

by Matt November 10, 2003

Wallet Warrior

A person who suggests buying something new instead of fixing an otherwise perfect item.

You: My <slightly old cellphone> is unable to check email. It says "Can't connect" using Wifi or 3g, or whatever, but other accounts I have work just fine, and altogether it works like a charm.
Wallet Warrior: You should buy a new phone at <big fancy mart-shop>.

by tristezo2k December 18, 2012

Catholic Wallet

Euphemism for a young boy's anus.

Shut the fuck up or I'll kick you in the Catholic wallet

by It's Too Cold December 12, 2009