Wallet Fodder

A slang term for green, folding money, feddy etc. Can also extend to other things in a person's wallet, including but not limited to driver's license, credit card and pictures of friends and relatives.

Yo, bro, that ho took my wallet fodder. Now I ain't got no feddy and can't get no more. Can you lend me fiddy bucks?

by zekepliskin December 8, 2009

Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.

Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."

by MYEARSAREBLEEDINGPLEASEHELP July 10, 2022

velcro wallets are bad

No they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with velcro

Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.

Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf

by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021

Wallet Narcophobia

The fear of narcotics accidentally falling out of your wallet. Usually in a public place. Could also be associated with losing something of value by accident.

I got a major case of wallet narcophobia when I opened my wallet that contained a small baggie with a white substance that I forgot about until I was at register being watched while I nervously fumbled around to get the bank card and potentially revealing the evidence to the store clerk and patrons.

by Neptune14 May 14, 2020

Wallet Washed

When you have no money in your wallet, your wallet is washed of your money.

Friend: want to go to the movies.
You: no, im wallet washed

by Yodaddy635 February 24, 2010

drink from the wallet

An action which implies that you drink any type of alcohol which has been poured onto your friend's balls before consuming.

"Oy Calum ye fat cunt!"
"What the fuck is up with you James you naughty twat?"
"If you call me a naughty twat again Calum, I'll fucking make ye drink from the wallet I swear on me mum"

by Calum McWalletson April 24, 2016

Alberta wallet

The space between your scrotum and inner thigh

Oh man, i dont have any cash, oh wait, I got a 20 in my alberta wallet

by Derrrrrrz September 1, 2025