Wall list

A list of things women need or want to do before they hit the wall.

Getting a tramp-stamp is on her wall list

by Mig-U-el September 8, 2009

Wall Throw

An extremely attractive person. Based on a sexual fantasy about throwing someone against a wall.

"Oh man! That girl in the bikini is a total wall throw!"

by latenightsme May 12, 2010

wall-post-whore

When you are having a conversation with someone over facebook, but your conversation is consisting of only posts on each other's walls. Then randomly after about 3 posts, the other person decides to continue the conversation by adding a comment to your wall-post, instead of creating a new post on their wall, thus giving the illusion of them being more popular when one looks at their wall.

"what the hell dude, we were having such a great wall-post discussion and then you had to become a wall-post-whore. i do not approve."

by kpeck1 November 14, 2011

Wall Tease

A person who often writes open, leading statements on social networking sites to prompt questions, when they in fact have no intention of divulging further information.

A means of getting attention.

Person A: "Why do I always trust him when he always does the same things?"

Person B: "What happened?"

Person A: "Oh it's not important"

Person B: "Why did you bring it up then you Wall Tease!"

by Leonhart September 11, 2012

Wall-crawling

(ˈwȯl-krȯl--ləng): Verb. The rural equivalent of mall-crawling. In small or isolated towns where there are no mall, clubs, or real entertainment venues, the denizens will often hang out at the local Wal-Mart to stave off boredom. Since Wal-Mart is generally open 24/7, this can also double as nightlife (for those who aren't too picky).

Example: "My brother and I wanted to drive to Austin and see a show, but I didn't have enough money. So we hit up Taco Bell and then went Wall-crawling."
Example: "I'm about to go Wall-crawling again because there's nothing else to do at 1:30 AM in this town. Please, someone stop me."
Example: "I went Wall-crawling again yesterday night, and I noticed they got new varieties of body wash. This has become my social life." *cries*
Example: "I seen my friends Lurlene and Deniesha at the Wally World last night when we was Wall-crawlin'. We done all tried on bras 'cause we's so bored, but we ditt'n buy none."
"Poor Jimmy, every night since his girlfriend left him he's gone Wall-crawling. And he always does the same thing - goes right down the greeting card aisle, reads them all, and punches the stuffed animals."

by Yachohime August 25, 2013

wall crack

Addictive wall art or décor that is usually acquired at Street fairs, Home Décor stores, Thrift stores, Bazaars, estate sales, Art Walks, and local galleries etc. This is a unique piece of art/decor that you have looked HIGH and Low for and once you find it you are HOOKED or SMACKED by the Wall Crack™.

Headed to street festival to get some more wall crack. I always find one of a kind stuff there.

My office walls needs a fix of some of that wall crack.

by SMACKED by Wall Crack™ July 11, 2014

Wall Grease

The sticky brown spots on home walls that defy any logical explanation for it's existence. Called "grease" because of it's similar quality to congealed grease around the home stove. Can also be called "wall sap" or "wall sweat" because of how it appears to have oozed from the wall itself.

"Man, I found some wall grease again in my bedroom! Where the fuck is it comin' from?"

by HoneyMac September 19, 2016