magic video tape 

This is the VHS tape that was miraculously found by US troops in Afghanistan which contained an alleged confession by Osama bin Laden to be the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. He previously denied involvement so it was fortuitous that this tape was found in a country the size of Texas. The man in the video tape does not really look like bin Laden but the media has failed to point this out.

Bush's case against al Quaeda was shaky until they found the magic video tape.

magic video tape by Kopernikus August 5, 2010

[This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] 

When crazy fanatical cult members don't want the public to see their inane propaganda

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International

[This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International] by Jason Brandt January 22, 2008

Dip Video 

The act of recording yourself on video packing a huge lip or using a smokeless tobacco product while discussing things that nobody cares about. A good way to make yourself look like a moron except Outlaw Dipper and Copensomegrizzly , they actually make funny videos worth watching. If you make dip videos , its a good chance that you are either broke, a little kid, living off your mom, or just otherwise have a pointless unfulfilling life .

John-I was watching this dip video the other day

Sandy- What? You mean where those fat redneck guys dip snuff and talk about shit nobody cares about, like their sweet tea they just picked up at the gas station or the way they actually talked to a girl once?

John- Yeah , the guy was reviewing Grizzly Longcut Wintergreen and yelling at his mom while talking about taking his sister outside of the trailer and bending her over.

Sandy- Wow , what a loser.

Dip Video by Big Lipper 420 November 2, 2011

paris hilton video 

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.

Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

paris hilton video by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

vday video

Don't look it up.

"Hey have you ever watched the vday video-"
"Shush child, we don't talk about that anymore more"

vday video by JustSomeKnowItAll December 20, 2016

Music Video 

A video which is meant to be released with a single from a CD, in which the artist appears and sings/plays the song while other events occur. Music videos are notorious for containing incredibly large amounts of product placement, such as phones, drinks, perfumes, or websites (Plentyoffish is among the most infamous).

The music video for Lady Gaga's Telephone, Ke$ha's We R Who We R, and Britney Spears's Hold it Against Me all contain advertisements for plentyoffish.com

Music Video by booncud March 11, 2011

selfie video 

A selfie video is a video taken in style of a 'selfie'.It is most popular in America and is usually published on a social media site.

"Gonna take a selfie video"

selfie video by UrbanBoss June 14, 2014