The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 28, 2020

Uncle Peaches

A gay uncle or a friendly, flamboyant gay male neighbor.

Look! There goes Uncle Peaches ready to Kiki at the ball.

by Oh gosh! June 13, 2018

Uncle Pervis

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.

Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!

by Richard Goziner January 7, 2012

uncle-in-law

1- Aunt's husband.
2- Spouse's uncle.

My uncle-in-law is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011

lucky uncle

Fap fap fap, lucky uncle.

Man I was bored so ya know *fap fap fap*
Dude that was a sweet lucky uncle.

by countfaula November 4, 2013

uncle horhé

Your overweight, Mexican, homosexual uncle.

Suzie: Why doesn't anyone talk about your uncle?
David: He's an uncle horhé.

by ThatOneGayKid2016 November 14, 2016