Tendi

A sporty guy who is very funny and popular. He is very athletic and loves football and is very competitive, especially with Sheldons. He is smart, caring and everybody loves to be around him

Hey have you seen that Tendi

by SHELLIE555 October 9, 2016

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

tenderizin

its wen u sit around with your freinds playing video games, talking, watever, generally doing nothing

wats up dude? " we b tenderizin

by shayne July 31, 2004

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

by bepis with no b December 7, 2017

T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies

Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)

What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"

." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula

by Oxithemoron (the orginal) September 14, 2011